Have you ever wondered what guys are thinking as they lower their shades to take a closer look
at some bikini-clad beachcomber? These 10 guys were only too happy to answer that question.
“Welcome, summer! I’ve been waiting for this…”
“When I see a woman in a bathing suit, I hear Borat’s voice in my head: ‘Is niiiice.’”
“Guys aren’t that complicated: The less swimsuit the better.”
“How does her hair look wet? That whole movielike scene where the girl comes
out of the water—that just doesn’t work with a girl’s hair all knotted up.”
“I’m hoping that she’s not with male friends so I can score some summer lovin’.”
“First, I think, I’ve got to go to the gym.”
“A one-piece immediately elicits the response ‘why?’ and then the critical look-over.
That being said, it also can be a pleasant surprise if it fits well and has a classic look.
No leopard print or tiger stripes.”
“How would she look with it off?”
“When I see a woman in a tankini thing, I just think it’s confusing. It looks like
something you sleep in or something a toddler wears to the beach.
I cannot picture the woman actually swimming in it.”
“Daaaamn, she’s hot!”
